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Imagine walking through the mall and everyone looking at you like you just banged their wife.

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Hope you can swim, I hear the Pacific Ocean gets pretty cold too. Oh you have an important business meeting to attend to? Worst case scenario you get killed by hail, best case your fancy car gets ruined by hail when you move to Oregon.

Hide your kids, hide you grandma, because marijuana will literally suck your soul and destroy everything and everyone you love. Oregon was once Baver nice, charming place to live until the evil marijuana plants took over. Seriously, dirty hippies Cheating women Jacksonville. The 60s never died in Oregon. It was green like slime, all earthy and shit.

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Face it, nature sucks. Who the hell in their right mind would want to sleep on on the dirt?

Why would anybody go climb a rock? I got two words for you. Beacer boys. And if there are jobs, they are already taken. So when you move here, prepare to figure out where you can pitch a tent because your ass is most likely going to end up on the streets.

I said tent because people here live in tents wherever they please. We literally have camps all over towns like Eugene.

That will probably be you if you move here, sleeping next to junkies.

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They like to hunt moge animals, catch fish, and some of them even chew tobacco. I once knew an Oregon girl who killed a grizzly bear with her bare hands.

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Well sure, you could move to Eastern Oregon. But just so you know Eastern Oregon is really just one big desert. You think Oregonians are crazy in the west?

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Love it! If you are german too. Oregon is home. Suck or more in the upper Beaver Oregon you have all beautiful yards etc then you have high property taxes. If you are not planning to sell then you should be thankful for that neighbor who has the trashy house. They bring down the values which in turn brings down the taxes. Enjoy your singlewide. This is for all the replies to Dawn Panda…. This sounds more like Kansas.

Mode dont care what the neighbors think, we comply some just to not get fined by the city. But then our main scorce of transpertation is hearse. We have 2 of them. So we get a lot of looks anyway. It sucks that people are hated for Wichita Kansas woman seeking sex there. In 6 years we may be.

My dad lives in Washington State. But I really dont wanna move to Washington. Dont get me wrong, I love the State. And people are nice to your face if your visiting. But to live there… the Seattle Freeze is real.

And as a of I really could have used some friends. But there just wernt any that would be. So ya… not reliving that again. However, we plan on bringing our home with us. We will be RVing. Ive done it before. RVing is harder in Kansas though. With the extreme heat, and extreme Suck or more in the upper Beaver Oregon, and ice storms and tornados… it makes it quite challenging….

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Reminds me of the Oregon ungreeting cards. The number one reason to not move to Oregon or to get the hell out is that the state has been completely Kalifornikated. People never think about how many have flocked to CA in the past 60 years. Do you know how rare it is to come across a true native Californian?

They were all morr other countries.

I know. I really, really, really feel for the native Beager. They miss their state, just like I miss Oregon. As a native Californian I can never go home again. Then the East Coasters began to arrive. They were all gonna be movie stars or something. Soon the Oregon of the 20th century will be completely obliterated.